Recently, the highest court in South Africa handed down a decision ordering the...– ~Jon Stewart This quote has been circulating everywhere today. As it should. (via genevieveclare) (via partiallycommitted) (via bowlsby)
My blog used to be...
… things like this, this and this. Now it contains things like this, this and this. :/
Deaths in the Bible
loveyourchaos: dyinginback: thelovelybones: God - 2,270,365 not including the victims of Noah’s flood, Sodom & Gomorrah or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents etc because no specific numbers were given. Satan - 10 (v:i:a)
I'm giving up soda, diet and otherwise...
relationships aren't as easy as some people assume
May It Be, Hayley Westenra
May it be an evening star Shines down upon you May it be when darkness falls Your heart will be true You walk a lonely road Oh! How far you are from home Mornië utúlië (Quenya: Darkness has come) Believe and you will find your way Mornië alantië (Quenya: Darkness has fallen) A promise lives within you now May it be the shadow’s call Will fly away May it be your journey on To...
Daaaaanng, Tiger. DANG. →
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.– Aldous Huxley (via pekingduck) mind. blown.
I should know these things about my future wife
Tina Fey’s real name is Elizabeth Stamatina?? What? How? WHAT?
yeah, the US will probably win more medals than...
jaimeleigh: But we’ll always have universal healthcare. And Wayne Gretzy. And legal gay marriage. SO THERE. moving to Canada. ASAP.
People will say, ‘Oh, fashion magazines are so bad, they’re giving girls a...– Tina Fey tells Vogue via (via hautelikecouture) i love tina fey.
Men I wouldn't necessarily go "straight" for, but...
Hugh Laurie Jake Gyllenhaal Alan Rickman Sayid Jarrah (Naveen Andrews)
I think I’m fine but I can touch colors…Should I get naked?– Topher Grace, recalling how he accidentally got high after eating a “breath strip” at a Hollywood party, on Lopez Tonight.
i'm just sad, incredibly sad.
Get off my Facebook Suggestions. I realize we have several friends in common, having gone to the same high school and all, but I don’t want to be tempted to click on your profile again to see that you are in a relationship (poor girl, does she know what she’s in for?) and the in-and-outs of what is going on in your life. I don’t care. Get out of my face.
Shit my parents say
Mom: What a weird word, scrotum.
Mom: And labia, what the hell is a labia?
Mom: Oh! And clitoris. Who thought that up?
Step-dad: I call it "man in a little boat."